20 Yellowstone National Park Complaints From ‘Really Dumb AI Tourists’

We've all seen those fantastic complaints and comments from Yellowstone National Park visitors that are hilarious head shakers. People complain about everything that makes Yellowstone special - and it's excellent.

Yellowstone National Park saw a record-breaking 566,363 visits in May of 2025, an 8% increase from the previous May. This summer is expected to be a monster of a season for visitors, and perhaps dumb complaints!

Because there have been so many of these online comment card complaints, AI completely recognizes this group of tourons, or moron tourists. When asked about the top complaints from these folks, this is what AI came up with:

• "There should be more signs warning about the smell. That geyser smells like eggs and farts had a baby."
• "Too many bison. They block the roads and look very angy."
• "Waited over an hour to see Old Faithful. It was 3 minutes long. Ripoff."
• "No cell service. How am I supposed to post my elk selfie in real time?!"
• "A bear walked by our car. Not cool. Very dangerous."
• "Why are there so many people here? I thought this was nature."
• "No Starbucks anywhere."

We've talked about one-star Yellowstone National Park reviews before. Folks who don't experience the perfect day in the Park don't hold back when voicing their opinions. People love to complain about stuff, don't they?

• "Got stuck behind a traffic jam caused by a chipmunk. Not joking."
• "Shower situation at campgrounds was barbaric."
• "Didn’t see a single wolf. Why even advertise them?"
• "The park is too big. Needs shuttle buses."
• "Water in the lake was freezing."
• "Why are the geysers so unpredictable?"

AI has mastered the art of Yellowstone Touron Complaints. We saved the very best for last...

• "Couldn’t find WiFi even at Old Faithful Inn. What century is this?"
• "Why is there no fence around Grand Prismatic? People can fall in. Very dangerous."
• "Saw too many license plates from California. Where are the locals?"
• "Woke up to a bison near our tent. Zero warning about this in the brochure."
• "All the geysers look the same after a while."
• "There was no moon during our night hike."
• "Couldn’t get a good photo because of all the other tourists in my shot."

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